Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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