But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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