when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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