Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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