Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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