Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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