i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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