North Korea, Best Korea!
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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