They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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