She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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