Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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