Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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