as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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