we're blogging at a bar
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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