I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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