Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
