eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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