I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
