Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
