I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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