I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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