there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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