I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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