yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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