I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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