laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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