I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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