I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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