I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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