Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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