Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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