Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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