Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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