She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
i think i just lost a toe
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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