it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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