When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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