If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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