To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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