Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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