Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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