i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She told me I should be a condom model.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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