How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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