The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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