I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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