I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You did what with his pubic hair?
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