i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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