If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Mom said you looked used
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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