That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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