I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
