Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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