I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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