So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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