DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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